For those in the know, Buzzsaw was originally named Buzzsaw Haircut. Why? I dunno. It was 1999, and they named magazines all willy-nilly as they…
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Buzzsaw's 25thSawdust
In Efforts to Mend the Rivalry Between Ithaca and Cornell
by Maggie Childers March 1, 2024Transcript from an Actual Conversation Representing Cornell: Caroline Something or Other Written by: Maggie Childers, writer, daughter, philanthropist, lover CAROLINE: We are coming at you…
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And I’ll Make It All About Me If I Want To We are in the party dark ages. I said it, I won’t take it…
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Buzzsaw's 25thFeaturedSawdust
So you’re 25… time to start planning your funeral!
by Stephanie Tokasz March 1, 2024Stephanie Tokasz is a Senior Film, Photography & Visual Arts major who demands the Victorious Cast perform a song at her funeral. You can reach…
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“Come, sit down, boy,” a father says to his son, gesturing to the edge of the bed. “Do you know what day it is today?”…
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Test your knowledge of presidential Kenergy “You know, like, once you open that canister, like it all just–it’s very hard to–once you open it, you’re…
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These universal women experiences should’ve really made the cut… when you have to awkwardly pet a guy’s dog when you go over to his house…
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Cishet Men Comment on the Barbie Movie We stopped men walking out of the Barbie movie and asked them what they thought of the film.…
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The burden of creative genius The greatest idea is the one that truly haunts an artist, that sticks to him like a shadow. It creeps…
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Welcome to the Fun-derdome The pink plastic dream houses glisten in the sunlight. The cornucopia is set in the middle of an idyllic roundabout. The…