Sunday afternoon, in the Marriott hotel. The National Dentist Association was having its annual convention. In addition to the orthodontists and other dental hygienists brushing up on their technique, the ten fabled dentists were reviewing a new form of Crest. As per usual the product was granted a recommendation by 9 out of 10 dentists. But what about the tenth?
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Nation’s Education System Gets on Top of ‘69’
by Jared Corwin February 27, 2013There comes a moment in every student’s life where their school year is full of both math and health education homework. They begin to learn advanced concepts relating to the world of algebra and sex alike that can cause much confusion and intrigue. And at this time, they are left vulnerable to corruption through music television, the twitter, and raunchy shows on Adult Swim.
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Notorious Fresco Refurbisher Apologizes…Sort Of
by Lizzy Rosenberg February 27, 2013Almost six months have passed since that fateful day in August, when 80-year-old Spanish woman Cecilia Giminez “restored” a 120-year-old Jesus fresco into what largely resembles a hairy primate. While at first it appeared that Giminez had absolutely no idea as to why her creation offended hundreds of Spanish parishioners, a recent clueless and remorseful statement from the ‘artist’ had some theories about her mishap (though, not quite what the public was looking for).
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Anglophile scares family with new obsession
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Freshman pledge pulls faux pas of the year
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Cover cat falls from grace
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Until his 21st birthday, Ithaca College senior Lance Jackson had never experienced any kind of alcohol besides cheap, college party beer.
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FancySawdust
Seven tell-tale signs that your cat is more frumpy than fancy
by Christine Dube October 3, 2012Does your cat sleep on your computer and completely ignore the expensive bed you bought for him?
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Romney Looking Forward to Life of Villainy After Election
by Nina Varilla October 3, 2012
Motion picture negotiations have begun after a press conference last Friday revealed Mitt Romney’s intentions to play the villain in the next installment of the James Bond franchise. -
Politically incorrect as it may be, the author’s commitment to crafting such brilliantly terrible puns indicates a heightened awareness of the complicated situations (read: scandals) that made Diana’s death and life so intriguing.