SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Clichéd College Student Rolls Eyes at Clichéd College Students Around Him
Ithaca College sophomore Steven Maddox rolled his eyes off to the side Wednesday as he overheard some film students debate whether Pulp Fiction is the…
Ithaca College sophomore Steven Maddox rolled his eyes off to the side Wednesday as he overheard some film students debate whether Pulp Fiction is the…
If you have anything to do with the Park School, you’ve noticed the slew of new flat screen TVs that showed up in the hallway…
By Chris Giblin A local bulldog sniffed a fire hydrant he believed to be rightfully his but sensed strange odors emanating from the area. The…
In a ruling reminiscent of the ancient King Solomon, City of Ithaca Judge Joseph Ward put a stop to divorce court proceedings mid-trial last Monday,…
A sudden but quickly fading wave of inspiration passed over an Ithaca College student late Tuesday night as he decided to search the Internet for…
Hello friend. So good to talk to you again, or wait, how silly of me! We’ve never met before have we? You’ll have to please…
By Chris Giblin Onion writer Seth Reiss spoke to students about satirical news writing and comedy in general at Emerson Suites Oct. 21. Reiss went…
Local grandma worried about Brandon By Chris Giblin A local grandmother berated her grandson last night for failing to eat everything on his plate at…
Nicolas Cage attempts to recreate events from film By Chris Giblin Early Tuesday morning, police swooped in on Nicolas Cage’s estate in Middletown, R.I., and…
Chronicling an independent 34-year-old By Chris Giblin 11:46 a.m. – Wake up. Catch the end of The Price Is Right over a bowl of Fruity…