Archive for the ‘Transportation’ Category

RAW FROM THE SAW: My Dinosaur Life

Posted on March 24th, 2010 by Amelia Blevins

By Amelia Blevins Opening with the lyrics “it’s been a good year, a good new beginning” on the first track “Worker Bee,” indie pop-punk band Motion City Soundtrack’s 4th studio album, My Dinosaur Life, harkens back to its rougher earnest roots of debut album I Am the Movie, with lead singer Justin Pierre’s melodic vocals [...]

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Transportation Issue Comic

Posted on March 3rd, 2010 by Malti Jones

by Malti Jones

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Buzzsaw Asks Why…

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by C.R. Willsie

Ithaca College Didn’t Adequately Consider Off-Campus Students During Snowtorious B.I.G. It was what I had been waiting for: an Intercom Alert e-mail with the subject line “Notice to Campus Community Concerning Severe Weather.” It had been snowing hard for over 24 hours and I just knew that classes would be forced to cancel. But I [...]

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NJ Turnpike Toll Booth Operator Really Trying to Convince Self This Is Better Than Unemployment

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Marc Phillips

  By Marc Phillips Loretta Jackson is not like most NJ Turnpike tollbooth operators. This 52-year-old woman’s genuine, perky attitude is contagious. Visit lane No. 3 at the Raritan Toll Plaza, and you will be greeted with her pearly whites. Many passers-by feel the immediate burst of happiness. But what is Jackson’s secret? “I could [...]

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US Government Refuses to Fund NASA Manned Mission to Mars

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Liz Kloczkowsk

NASA Officials Bummed, Say It Would Have Been “Sick Nasty To See Shit on Mars” in Person By Liz Kloczkowski NASA officials announced yesterday the cancellation of their plans to send a shuttle to Mars following the U.S. government’s refusal to offer funding for the project. The government simply said NASA isn’t quite ready to make [...]

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RAW FROM THE SAW: Under The Dome

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Lauren Mateer

By Lauren Mateer There’s a reason Stephen King is known as the “King of Horror,” and it isn’t because his surname makes the moniker a half-decent pun. Nor is it because of his supernatural-themed novels. Sure, the vampires in Salem’s Lot are scary, but far more disturbing is the realistically deranged antagonist of Misery, Annie [...]

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Virtually Exposed

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Sam McCann

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Why the illusion of safety may be more important

By Sam McCann
The Department of Homeland Security’s latest creation sounds like it was ripped straight from an Orwellian novel: After a failed plane bombing Christmas Day, the government debuted a device that virtually strip-searches citizens when they arrive at the airport. Civil liberty advocates are up in arms about the invasion of privacy. Critics claim the scanners don’t even do their job properly. But here’s the secret no one’s talking about: None of it matters. In the world of aviation security, perception trumps all. As long as we feel safer, it doesn’t matter if the scanners actually slow down terrorists at all.

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RAW FROM THE SAW: Shutter Island

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Samantha Schles

By Samantha Schles Martin Scorsese is becoming a genre director, and Shutter Island is no exception. The movie, based on Dennis Lehane’s novel, operates as a tribute to Hitchock’s film noir of the 1950s and early 1960s. Set in 1954, U.S. Marshals Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo) are dispatched to Shutter [...]

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The Future Just Ain’t What it Used to Be

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Mariana Garces

By Mariana Garces In 2012, some people believe the world will come to an end as the Mayans predicted ages ago in their elaborate calendars. In the time we have left, we need to reflect and see where we went wrong as a civilization: Namely, why aren’t we flying around in jetpacks? Trends like hybrid [...]

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Local Chapter of KKK Goes Green, Buys Smartcar

Posted on March 2nd, 2010 by Chris Giblin

By Chris Giblin The Tompkins County chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, which has recently decided to go green and support government lobbyist groups in favor of combating global warming, pooled their funds to buy a brand-new Smartcar Thursday. Boasting 55 miles per gallon, the tiny, two-person vehicle is a sleek black color and sports [...]

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