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Buzzsaw Asks Why…Ithaca Hates the Holidays?
by Catherine Fisher December 7, 2011a.k.a why am I still here? Nobody likes finals week; it’s five days of cramming in all those Power-Points you pretended to take notes on…
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20-SomethingsSawdust
Soon-To-Be Grad Suffers Quarter-Life Crisis
by Brianna Pennella December 7, 2011Friends report concern after student buys retro Gameboy and aspires to become an astronaut
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Here are just a few of our generation’s archetypes. Which one are you?
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Ex still listed as “in a relationship” on Facebook
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Body/SoulSawdust
Local Teen’s Soul In Mortal Peril After Dying Hair Red
by Catherine Fisher November 9, 2011Family and friends are deeply concerned
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Calling all witches and wizards! Are you currently searching for immortality? Can’t seem to find that pesky Sorcerer’s Stone? Sick and tired of viciously preying…
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Cubicle Worker Swears He Was Important in a Past Life
by Merdina Ljekperic November 9, 2011In the annex to the Editor-in-Chief’s mother’s home sit the headquarters of The Hermann Link, the weekly newspaper for Hermann, Missouri; the state’s capital of sausage…
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Residents of Ithaca, NY found themselves dealing with a whole new kind of brotherhood when members of fraternity house Omega Alpha Di were discovered attempting…
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Woman Goes On Rampage Over Speciality Yogurt