Last Wednesday the government made a legislative decision completely out of character when Congress reached a bipartisan agreement to give away free real estate with absolutely no strings attached.
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Ithaca College (with the help of REMP) recently installed new, groundbreaking water bottle refill stations on campus and let me say, it’s about fucking time. For too long I’ve had to tilt my water bottle and hold the button to fill my eco-friendly water bottle. Finally, a device that let’s me fill that shit up to the brim.
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There and Back Again: A Receipt’s Tale
by Mitchell Cohen April 26, 2012It’s about time I let you in on a little secret: putting me in the trash doesn’t make me go away. Though it’s pretty obvious once you think about it, we receipts have all of your information tattooed on our bodies.
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Psychologists Discover Early Signs of Hoarding
by Rachel Maus April 26, 2012Leading psychologists have just announced that seemingly innocuous behaviors, such as flipping through old photo albums once a day, could be early stages of Collectingum Uselesscraposis, better known as hoarding.
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Dumpster Baby Raised at Muppet by Street Gang
by Mariana Garces April 26, 2012Last Monday at approximately 10 a.m. the New York Administration for Children and Family Services were surprised to find a furry, disoriented five-year-old digging through the trash outside a school for cookies and singing the alphabet to himself.
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Review: That’s F***ked Up! Battle for America’s New Obsession
by Katherine Talay April 26, 2012Love them or hate them, reality shows are becoming a tent pole of American television. The growing presence of reality programming is what inspired veteran producer, Lance Roan, to develop his revolutionary new show, That’s F***ked Up: Battle for America’s New Obsession. The show will be a competition, but instead of seeing which contestant can stuff the most cockroaches down his or her pants or which prostitute has the nicest singing voice it will be to determine which producer can create the most morally depraved reality show
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Buzzsaw Asks Why: Park Thinks Professional Equals Professor?
by Brennin Cummings March 28, 2012The Park School of Communications loves to hire professors that are professionals in their field — former or current editors, reporters, producers or even business execs — which, in theory, is a great idea. Professionals teaching their craft? What could go wrong?
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Global Leaders Agree, World Would be Better if Dane Cook were Obliterated
by Brianna Pennella March 28, 2012The World’s top leaders were called into an emergency meeting early last week to assess an issue that has become a matter of global concern: Dane Cook’s existence.
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Hey guys! Adit Balaji here, just checking in with you all from sunny Nepal. The Himalayas are beautiful this time of year, I gotta tell you.
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Siri Unable to Hide its Support for Ron Paul
by Katherine Talay March 28, 2012Iphone users are coming out in droves to complain about the phones new information app, Siri. Specifically, that it is becoming more and more apparent that the service is a staunch supporter of Republican presidential candidate, Ron Paul. Apple Inc. CEO Tim Cook has stated many times that Siri is not sentient and therefore unable to have feelings about a candidate.