At a press release in October, Newt Gingrich announced he would be campaigning to become the moon’s 86th president. However, this story was not found in most major newspapers because no one took Newt seriously, despite his comments months earlier about colonizing the moon. Just a few days later, on the advice of his new campaign manager Giorgio Tsoukalos, an expert on the History Channel show “Ancient Aliens,” Gingrich actually left for the moon.
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When Canada isn’t far enough
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… we haven’t sold IC to Cornell yet?
by buzzsawmag-import December 5, 2012…we haven’t sold IC to Cornell yet?
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SAGITTARIUS November 22nd – December 21st Your diet will take an interesting twist this month when you discover the vegan burgers you’ve grown to love…
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Questions have been circulating since the announcement that funding to NASA would be cut significantly in the coming years. According to a source, NASA has spent countless taxpayer dollars searching for life on the once popular social networking website, MySpace.
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Eight Students Dead in “Magic” Bus Crash
by Lizzy Rosenberg December 5, 2012A field trip at Walkerville Elementary School went awry last Monday when fourth grade teacher Ms.Valerie Frizzle led her class on a suicide/homicide mission.
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The true story of a robot left to die on the big red rock
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Ah, alas. The Great Pumpkin Week of 2012. How lucky are we, privileged college students in a constant state of stress and unnecessary delusion, to…
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Why is everyone so offended by the word moist? It is just a synonym for damp or wet. What is the big deal with that little five-letter word?
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New translator allows for communication with socially handicapped