English teacher inflicts punishments a la Dante Though it may be an ancient, well-respected book, a Holy Grail if you will for English teachers everywhere,…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… You think I care about your bracket
by Rachel Maus April 3, 2014March Madness is once again upon us and our Facebook feeds are abuzz with bitching and moaning about schools you don’t actually go to screwing…
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Justin Bieber finally held accountable for his actions Justin Bieber was recently pulled over in Miami, Fl. He was reportedly going 90 down the freeway…
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One girl’s tragic tale of rejection, heartbreak, and sans-serif mayhem Dear Diary, Maybe ma was right. Maybe I shoulda stayed home and learned how to…
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10. Rugrats – Whichever episode it was when Dee-Dee and Stew Pickles decided to conceive baby brother Dill Pickles, leading to the feature film The…
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Stunning new reports suggest Zeus is the actual Holy Father of Jesus LORDES, FRANCE — The Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior…
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The entire female population goes crazy for Michael Fassbender’s penis Michael Fassbender: the only name that can make women orgasm with just one mention. If…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… Ithaca hasn’t started a BDSM club yet?
by Rachel Maus March 6, 2014No matter how much we wish it would, it’s clear that the 50 Shades of Grey fad is going nowhere anytime soon. Especially with the…
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Ithaca College offers stunning new major The Park School is proud to present its newest major to Ithaca College: pornography. Head of Obscure Majors Clark…
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Man discovers online girlfriend is actually Tom Hanks Is it forbidden love, like Romeo and Juliet? Or is it, well, something else? Norman “Moonslayer2342” Framingham,…