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Economics professor Jonathan Vondopoulos was taken into custody early last Thursday after reportedly blowing sophomore Jason DePalma’s mind. Several students in Vondopoulos’ 9:25 am “Capitalism in the East” class have also reported that their pre-conceived notions about American hegemony across Southeast Asia and other parts of the world have been “severely bruised.” Sources say the [...]

When Jessica is not cuddling with the sneakers, they reside on the top shelf of her desk on prominent display. “They really tie the room together,” she says in a serious voice before exploding into a giggle.

TSA Agent goes too far

SAWDUST: Figure out which 9/11 Conspiracy Theory you are with this handy quiz!

SAWDUST: Residents of small-town Peglee, Wisconsin, are baffled by the behavior of their high school boys’ soccer team, who apparently decided to treat September 11 like any other day…

Coffee chain sets standard for future business proposals We are all trying to be moral citizens, trying to escape the sometimes seemingly inevitable immoral reactions that lie deep within all of our minds. It’s a scary place out there. Thankfully, there is one model of unity that rests high above for all of us to [...]

Last Monday, Kelly Riley, a student in River Falls, NY, was suspended for breaking the unwritten rule of you-do-not-joke-about-touchy-topics. Riley was escorted off the premises after revealing a suspected unprofessional relationship with her homeroom teacher, Mr. Kitz, during a commemorative moment of silence in homeroom. Riley is known for her obnoxiously loud, bizarrely outgoing, and overly [...]

Ithaca College cares more about the appearance of sustainability than sustainability itself There is no denying that it has become trendy, popular and stylish to put off an environmentalist vibe, especially in communities like Ithaca, where a strong portion of the affluent population is liberal and hopes to effect some positive change in the world. [...]

Sacred land infringes on councilwoman’s right to retail “We’d prefer not to have corporate chains on our sacred burial grounds,” Chief Editon said. In the quiet isolation that is upstate New York, the Gapajo tribe prepare for their monthly lunar harvest in the Hopkinton Valley. As they finish up a full day’s toil, Councilwoman Leanne [...]