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		<title>Twenty-Something Attempts Self-Lobotomy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liz Kloczkowsk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patient certified in having extensive knowledge of Grey's Anatomy]]></description>
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		<title>Buzzsaw Asks Why&#8230;Ithaca Hates the Holidays?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Catherine Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a.k.a why am I still here? Nobody likes finals week; it’s five days of cramming in all those Power-Points you pretended to take notes on throughout the semester, only to forget everything the second you hand in your exam. The only good thing about finals is that when they’re over, winter break begins and students [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soon-To-Be Grad Suffers Quarter-Life Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brianna Pennella</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends report concern after student buys retro Gameboy and aspires to become an astronaut]]></description>
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		<title>20-Something Trading Cards</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zachary Briggs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are just a few of our generation's archetypes. Which one are you?]]></description>
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		<title>A Relationship Status in Question</title>
		<link>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/12/07/a-relationship-status-in-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Taryn Pire</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship status]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ex still listed as "in a relationship" on Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Local Teen’s Soul In Mortal Peril After Dying Hair Red</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Catherine Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[color]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[red hair]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Family and friends are deeply concerned]]></description>
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		<title>A Do-It Yourself Guide to Horcruxes</title>
		<link>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/a-do-it-yourself-guide-to-horcruxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia OBrien</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[artifact]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harry Potter]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[witch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calling all witches and wizards! Are you currently searching for immortality? Can’t seem to find that pesky Sorcerer’s Stone? Sick and tired of viciously preying on unicorns and sucking their blood to survive? Well, never fear friends: at long last, there is hope for an afterlife aside from the grave: Horcruxes! A Horcrux is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cubicle Worker Swears He Was Important in a Past Life</title>
		<link>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/cubicle-worker-swears-he-was-important-in-a-past-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/cubicle-worker-swears-he-was-important-in-a-past-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Merdina Ljekperic</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[the Hermann Link]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the annex to the Editor-in-Chief’s mother’s home sit the headquarters of The Hermann Link, the weekly newspaper for Hermann, Missouri; the state’s capital of sausage production. In these offices lies Norm Glenwald, the greatest journalist that never was. “I’m a champion of the industry-A journalist at its finest form — the fourth estate, the people’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cornell Frat Goes Too Far With Human Sacrifice</title>
		<link>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/cornell-frat-goes-too-far-with-human-sacrifice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/cornell-frat-goes-too-far-with-human-sacrifice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KC Weston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of Ithaca, NY found themselves dealing with a whole new kind of brotherhood when members of fraternity house Omega Alpha Di were discovered attempting to sacrifice a pledge to Morlador, demon god of babes, brew and unearned success. Police say that this isn’t the first time they have had to deal with Omega Alpha [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Artificial Flavoring Compromises Physique</title>
		<link>http://www.buzzsawmag.org/2011/11/09/artificial-flavoring-compromises-physique/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marc Phillips</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman Goes On Rampage Over Speciality Yogurt]]></description>
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