Building a community by building houses By Emily Miles Amid a national depression, skyrocketing rates of foreclosure and record-breaking debt, Americans are struggling to buy and maintain homes. In the city of Ithaca, however, one organization strives to change that. Ithaca Neighborhood Housing Services functions under the motto of “Building neighborhoods, community, ownership,” and lists [...]
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…
Whalen is the best place to go to the bathroom By Kacey Deamer Since moving to campus in August, I have noticed poor quality toilet paper; it is thin, rough and rips too easily. Toilet paper isn’t exactly something I focus on, but it was a big change from the plush two-ply I was accustomed [...]
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By Des Parrote Mxxy name is Desiree Louise Parrote and I’m a highly attractive 21-year-old college student. I’m always busy running around to numerous activities, and I enjoy lonely nighttime walks along poorly lit paths. So why isn’t anyone stalking me? Lately, a bunch of my friends have been followed around by sketchy little troll-like [...]
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By Liz Kloczkowski Dozens of Rahway, NJ residents are still reeling in light of the news that a local female resident underwent a controversial breast reduction surgery on Thursday. The woman, a consistently unaware victim of discreet admiration, opted to get the surgery in order to eliminate alleged chronic neck, back, and shoulder pain due [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Area Man Still Believes He Is Living in Matrix, Close Friends Worried
By Noah Burd No, seriously, you’ve gotta see this movie,” Thomas Welsh, 34, said to a homeless man in a park this weekend. “The characters live in real life, only it’s not real life. It’s a computer simulation of real life. But here’s the thing: who’s to say we’re not all just living in a [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Local Man’s Enthusiasm For Movie Drinking Games Getting out of Hand, Says Friends
By Chris Giblin The wenty two-year old Ithaca resident and IC student Jeff Connelly has drawn up elaborate drinking game rules for far too many movies, several friends said upon leaving his Prospect Street apartment in collective disgust early Friday night. Connelly disillusioned several of his friends Friday when he unveiled his new rules for [...]
Read the rest of this entry »The Invention of Lying
By Colleen Cunha Tonight, when you lie in bed and reflect on your day, try and figure out how many times you lied. You told your friend you ate dinner already, told your professor that you did the reading assignment, and you told your mother that you stayed in on Friday night. Now imagine a [...]
Read the rest of this entry »The Art of Fandom: Fanboys and Girls Show Deep Devotion Creatively and Economically
By Julie Hepp It is a truth universally known that a specific fandom of all backgrounds will dress up at some point as their favorite characters–mostly from science fiction or anime shows, movies or video games. When you think of these people who dare to call themselves fanboys or fangirls, you imagine people who pretty [...]
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By Mara Hileman While reality TV has never been known for its ability to be deep and soul-searching, Oxygen’s new series, Addicted To Beauty, really takes the cake—or Botox, if you will. The series follows the staff of Changes Spa and Plastic Surgery in La Jolla, Calif. What is supposed to be a reality TV [...]
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By Bryan Cipolla It’s a familiar story: childhood friends grow up together in a small town and begin creating music. Trumansburg, New York’s Kites In Space kept their childhood friendship alive and didn’t fight their shifting musical tastes as their early high school influences fell to the background. The result was their extremely strong and [...]
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