An old, lonely radio broadcaster challenged the real, tangible significance of sports in modern American society as Princeton defeated Cornell in a game of baseball, 6-2.
“This is a must-win game for the Big Red,” broadcaster Rich Jarvis said at the beginning of the game. “They’ve lost three in a row coming into this contest and [...]

Ithaca College sophomore Steven Maddox rolled his eyes off to the side Wednesday as he overheard some film students debate whether Pulp Fiction is the best movie Quentin Tarantino has ever directed.
“Tarantino again?” Maddox lamented to his roommate Barry as they walked past the conversation. “That’s fucking original. What are they gonna talk about next, [...]

A sudden but quickly fading wave of inspiration passed over an Ithaca College student late Tuesday night as he decided to search the Internet for summer programs in which he could make a difference in the world. Looking at several online forms and required application essays, however, he lost focus and eventually viewed some porn [...]

Oh, that’s right. Don’t act like you don’t notice. I saw that furtive glance in my direction as you bent down to grab your algebra book from your backpack. I know you’re not looking at anyone else at my table.
They’re all nerds. Pocket protectors and chess games abound over here and yes, I hang out [...]

Cortland 15-year-old Nick Fletcher found himself in the back seat of his girlfriend’s mother’s van just after his first attempt at fingering girlfriend Andrea Benson at a movie theater Friday night.
The fingering, which occurred at approximately 9:36 PM, did not go well, according to both Benson and Fletcher, who sat in silence in the backseat [...]

Hello friend. So good to talk to you again, or wait, how silly of me! We’ve never met before have we? You’ll have to please excuse my manners, I’m just terrible with first impressions. Sorry. Allow me to introduce myself. My name’s Bradford Eisenstein and I’m a 57-year-old lifetime Ithaca resident. I have friends who [...]