Archive for the ‘Sports Guy’ Category

Katie stuck with her dreams, keeping relative pace with the boys in her neighborhood who played football occasionally.

Although professional sports players in general have scaled back their honesty and willingness to talk like functional adults in post-game interviews ever since the end of the 1980s, the Yankees players have proven the most adept at making their sport seem about as enthralling as watching paint dry with their comments

Buzzsaw reviews actual sports?! This season, basketball is real and online. Indiana Pacers vs. Chicago Bulls Indiana is delighted to have a basketball team that isn’t as much of a laughingstock as the Hoosiers of the last 3 years, although hilarity may ensue if anyone other than Roy Hibbert tries to dunk. The Bulls are [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports A local double date is currently becoming difficult to tolerate for Ithaca resident Tyler Coleman, as his wife’s friend’s fiancé, Will Payne, has now talked at Coleman about the National Hot Rod Association for well over 20 minutes. Coleman, a man who cares nothing about sports aside [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports At a press conference Tuesday, NBA Commissioner David Stern announced that all NBA games will now start in the middle of serious crunch time, with a high-scoring tie and only five minutes to go. Stern admitted that he knows NBA fans have always had a hard time [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports Last night, after a meeting attended by every member of the Tampa Bay Rays’ 40-man roster, third baseman Evan Longoria and starting pitcher David Price announced that the Rays would officially be losing home games on purpose if crowd support is ever “lacking in any way” during [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A Satirical look at sports The Northern American Health Group unveiled research last week demonstrating that Major League ballplayers usually consume enough food and caloric beverages to make them gain more calories than they burn during an average game. NAHG stated that this was a surprise find, and that they by no [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports A trip by a local news team to a nearby sports bar successfully depicted people watching a sporting contest for viewers at home, most of whom had also just watched the same game. When they weren’t watching the game on one of the televisions, the intoxicated bar [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports A furious Kevin Garnett tossed his crepe aside in disgust, shattered his plate against the floor, got up and started screaming at the waitress who had just given him the wrong food at a Denver-area IHOP yesterday morning. After a scuffle that lasted about a full minute, [...]

Buzzsaw Sports Guy: A satirical look at sports By Chris Giblin A small team of Russian billionaires collectively purchased the National Hockey League at an NHL owner’s meeting last week. The Russians came away with all 30 teams for the price of $5 billion. There are plans to move all or a vast majority of [...]