Griffin, a tall, lanky man in his thirties did say he had success as an athlete just not in football. “When I was twelve my friends encouraged me to try out football. There was this girl that I liked at the time that I was trying to impress, but my first throw hit her right in the face, and I never threw a ball again.”
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