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Social Networking

Posted on December 7th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

You can’t spell Internet without intern.

While many see it as a way to embarrass friends or stalk an ex’s digital life, some see it as an opportunity to network and get hired as interns.

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How to Have a Successful College Career

Posted on November 15th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

Surround yourself with smart people. Not just GPA smart, but out-of-the-box smart. The kind of “smart” that is hard to quantify and straddles the line of creativity.

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Artificial Flavoring Compromises Physique

Posted on November 9th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

Woman Goes On Rampage Over Speciality Yogurt

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Discussing Tragedy

Posted on September 29th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

On September 11, 2001, today’s undergraduate college students were enrolled in third through sixth grades. Most experienced the day’s events while in a classroom, the event portrayed to them through the decisions of teachers and school administrators.

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Local White Middle Schooler Claims He is an OG: Original Gangster

Posted on May 5th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

Willy Preston Wheatley III, age 12, says he’s a “hard mothafugga.” “Yeah, I try not to brag, but I run shit at FAMS,” said Wheatley of his involvement at Franklin Avenue Middle School in Franklin Lakes, N.J. Wheatley stands five feet tall, has platinum blonde hair and deep blue eyes. “I don’t really care what [...]

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Old Man Falls Asleep While Hosting Public Access Channel

Posted on April 6th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

Cameras stay rolling for more than two hours By  Marc Phillips Joe Kalbert, host of Smethport’s first and only public access talk show, Joe’s Spin, fell asleep during a live broadcast today for unknown reasons.   “This has never happened before,” his wife, Lisa, said. “At home, we normally fall asleep watching reruns of My [...]

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Sealed with a Kiss

Posted on April 6th, 2011 by Marc Phillips

A look at college’s no-commitment culture By Marc Phillips You’re on your way to your first college party ever. At last, you made it to the infamous “Circles” that everyone talks about.  A tall, imposing junior opens the red front door. He nods at you and your guy friends, half-smiles and motions to hurry inside. [...]

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Red, Red Wine

Posted on December 8th, 2010 by Marc Phillips

You make me feel so fine By Marc Phillips Red wine can have many different functions among various groups of people. In the Jewish religion, Kosher wine is used to celebrate holidays or events. To college students, a box of $9-wine means a fun—yet messy— weekend. For those who live in Mediterranean countries, wine is [...]

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Crossing the Line Comic

Posted on November 10th, 2010 by Marc Phillips

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Roommate Almost Starves After Line is Drawn Across Dorm Room

Posted on November 10th, 2010 by Marc Phillips

By Marc Phillips Steve Gelwitz, a freshman who lives on the third floor of Tallcott Hall, hails from a ritzy northern New Jersey suburb. Always a dominant force, Gelwitz finds himself the leader of his friends. “One time at sleep-away camp years ago, I led our bunk to victory during the week eight color war. [...]

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