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NASA Officials Bummed, Say It Would Have Been “Sick Nasty To See Shit on Mars” in Person By Liz Kloczkowski NASA officials announced yesterday the cancellation of their plans to send a shuttle to Mars following the U.S. government’s refusal to offer funding for the project. The government simply said NASA isn’t quite ready to make [...]

By Liz Kloczkowski Members of a quiet family in Kennesaw, Ga., are stunned by Friday’s discovery of their dog’s underground stash of unsavory items in the backyard of their once-honorable residence. According to local authorities, the Goode family dog, Snoopy, has allegedly been pilfering disturbing objects from his owners’ home.  They came across his stash [...]

By Liz Kloczkowski Dozens of Rahway, NJ residents are still reeling in light of the news that a local female resident underwent a controversial breast reduction surgery on Thursday. The woman, a consistently unaware victim of discreet admiration, opted to get the surgery in order to eliminate alleged chronic neck, back, and shoulder pain due [...]

When Virtual Becomes Reality By Liz Kloczkowski WARNING: These are the types of games that completely entrance players. These are NOT the games that you can play for 30 minutes and then stop. The Sims is a role-playing, life-simulation game that came out February 2000. After two years, The Sims had sold more than 6 [...]

By Liz Kloczkowsk The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and children’s playful laughter could be heard over the breeze. Freshly cut grass wafted over the air. This was the weather that launched a thousand grills. The Collins family was world famous for their annual family cookout at the end of every summer. According [...]