I love smoking cigarettes
It’s the best thing in this life
Plenty of things more dangerous:
A gun, a shark, or knife
Whether it be Marlboro
Or if you’ve got Lucky Strike
I’ll take any cigarette
There’s not one I don’t like
I really love smoking
In case you couldn’t tell
Without a pack a day
I’d be a hollow shell
I’ve been a smoker ever since
I was twelve years old
I’ve got a smile to prove it
Because all my teeth are gold
I know you can smoke too much
My girlfriend is a wreck
I have to kiss her on the lips
And on the hole inside her neck
Smoking is the kind of thing
You can do with all your friends
Just so long as you’re okay
To see them at their end
But I don’t care if my life is short
How come? I tell you why
Because when you have a happy life
It doesn’t matter when you die
And that’s why I love smoking
My heart in every fume
I’ll continue smoking
Even if it means my doom