Democratic frontrunner sleeping in parent’s basement
Confirmed: Hillary Clinton is a cheat and a freeloader. The latest discovery about her corrupt nature is especially disturbing, sure to shake the current presidential campaign. She has been living in her parents basement since 2001, when her time as first lady came to an end. The snake of a woman is sucking everything she can from those who raised her, even after they’ve passed. This past week she was spotted washing dishes in the window of their home in DC.
One may attribute this to Bill’s infidelity. Hillary couldn’t bear to live with him after keeping up appearances for so long. However, they are actually living in her parents’ basement together. Occasionally their daughter, Chelsea, joins them for a month or so at a time.
We thought their current situation was due to her parents’ diminishing health. Turns out they have been dead, probably spending eternity in hell for creating Hillary, since 1993 and 2011. Something is keeping this family from supporting themselves financially. By hiding this, Hillary is disrespecting the American people. We deserve to know everything about her life if she is determining much about ours. A respectable woman doesn’t live in her parents’ home and hide it for years. She likely was trying to make good with her mother before she passed so she could get all of the profits. Perhaps she even killed her own mother for the inheritance. Is this the kind of person Americans want in office? How can she take care of us if she can’t take care of herself without sucking the life out of others?
Hillary clearly doesn’t have the ability to manage money, let alone her personal life. The President of the United States needs to be a mature adult, capable of living in a large home, without their parents presence. She needs to be confident in herself and rightfully so. It’s all so immature of her, not to mention suspicious. A politician’s every move needs to be accessible to the public. It is also interesting that the public is just getting ahold of this information. Who is she blackmailing? What media outlets are keeping her safe this time? Why is no one covering this?
One of our interns thought to google this topic and found that in 2001, the Clintons declared bankruptcy. They were in so much debt after dealing with Bill’s affairs and impeachment. The situation does have to do with Bill’s infidelity, just not how one might expect. Do we want a president that is willing to take the fall for someone she loves? Seems like a counter productive quality for the leader of an entire population.
The major concern is that SHE IS POOR! This leaves us with a clear choice for our next president. Donald Trump is definitely rich and definitely has his own home. These are qualities the U.S.A. needs in a president. Hillary doesn’t know how to let go of the past or how to sustain her lifestyle. We cannot trust her to lead this country.
Claire McClusky is a junior film, photography & visual art major who is a real winner, making the best use of her $1,000,000 loan. You can email them at firstname.lastname@example.org.