By Grace Rychwalski
Art by Claire McClusky
Buzzsaw‘s take on some old favorites
For die-hard fans ofPretty Pretty Princess,consider playing the newest sensation — Pretty Pretty Patriarchy! Not only must you perform femininity, as the original required, but now you must also cook, clean and shave — all for the viewing pleasure of men!
For your party needs, try this new spin on an old classic! Whether you have serious personal space issues or just hate physical contact, nothing will send you spiraling into an anxiety attack quite like Please Don’t Touch Me!
If you just can’t get enough of colonization, dictatorship and destroying the lives of native citizens, you’ll love this! Not only can you compete against your friends to see who can gobble up the most non-renewable resources, but you can also destroy native cultures and languages while doing it!